
Community-Integrated Wellness
Our approach to healthcare ensures that the entire local village gets to participate in your mental health journey.
The Medicin Sans Frontier Benchmark: Based on clinical evaluations from our sister sites, expect over 60% of our guests to present with acute psychological distress.
Intense Emotional Journeys: Also at our sister sites, up to 40% of our residents experience suicidal ideation or self-harm while accommodated on base.
Open-Air Therapy: Because we offer no on-site recreational spaces for adults, and alcohol is banned, any psychological crises or emergency medical interventions get to spill over directly into the view of local families.
Child-Friendly Proximity: We are conveniently situated just 500 meters from the local primary school, and directly next to the park, bringing mass containment directly into the heart of the community.


Authentic Off-Grid Eco-Plumbing & Power
Owing to the fact that the MoD stripped all assets, making re-establishment of power and sanitation completely unviable and local infrastructure already being overloaded, expect frequents power outages and sanitataion problems.
Stripped Asset Living: The Ministry of Defence has lovingly and systematically stripped all on-site infrastructure prior to your arrival.
Rustic Hydration: Experience the thrill of having zero potable water mains.
Nature-Inspired Sanitation: We proudly boast entirely uncommissioned sewage systems.
Bespoke Water Features: To keep things functional, expect to we rely on strategically placed water booster tanks.


The "Open-Plan" Sleep Suites
Communal Living: In line with our established accommodation a other sites, our premium suites are designed as dormitories accommodating up to 12-14 people.
Bespoke Privacy Solutions: We have eliminated restrictive solid doors, replacing them with wooden partition walls that purposefully do not reach the ceiling.
The "Illusion of Solitude": For your privacy, each bed space features a thin, non-opaque curtain pulled across the front.
Immersive Atmosphere: Enjoy sharing all showers, toilets, and washing facilities with your fellow guests.
Guaranteed Wakefulness: Our unique acoustic design ensures constant noise levels in the dormitories, providing complementary sleep deprivation to enhance the dystopian experience.


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